{"id":11035,"date":"2022-05-29T23:05:53","date_gmt":"2022-05-29T21:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/lei-forveksling\/"},"modified":"2022-05-29T23:05:53","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T21:05:53","slug":"lei-forveksling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/lei-forveksling\/","title":{"rendered":"Lei forveksling&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Telefonen ringte i blomsterforretningen:<br \/>-Hallo, dette er fra den ny\u00e5pnede bankfilialen nede i gaten.<br \/>Vi har nok f\u00e5tt feil blomsterbukett.<br \/>Det st\u00e5r &laquo;V\u00e5r dypeste medf\u00f8lelse&raquo; p\u00e5 sl\u00f8yfen.<br \/>-\u00c5, hjelp!! utbr\u00f8t damen i blomsterbutikken.<br \/>-N\u00e5, det er ikke s\u00e5 farlig, sa vedkommende i bankfilialen.<br \/>-Det kan du si, men da er Deres blomsterhilsen kommet i en begravelse og p\u00e5 den sl\u00f8yfen st\u00e5r det:<br \/>&laquo;Lykke til i nye lokaler&raquo;.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haha! Denne var lei! <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11034,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[401,28],"tags":[538,1359,3282,3258,1329],"class_list":["post-11035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gatevits","category-humor","tag-bankfilial","tag-begravelse","tag-blomsterbutikken","tag-forveksling","tag-vits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11035\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/svendberg.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}